"Hey Summoners! 🌟
I’m searching for the perfect partner-in-crime to dominate (or at least survive) the Rift. My strengths include:
Forgetting to ward.
Winning impossible 1v5s (right after losing the easiest 1v1).
Typing "worth" in all-chat no matter what happens.
Roles: Mostly jungle, but I promise not to gank your lane unless it’s convenient for me. 😏
Looking for:
Someone who can carry while I focus on motivational pings.
A tilt-proof buddy with meme-worthy banter.
Bonus points if you also play Yuumi (so we can both AFK in style).
If you’re ready to turn chaos into victory (or memes), hit me up! IGN: SmiteStealer9000"